Entry #1

Can watch movies on NG, FINALLY!

2009-03-17 13:00:15 by Xi-Jinping

It's about goddamned time!

I'm sooooo glad the stupid authorities here lifted that dumb ban on Newgrounds in our country. I understand that it might not be the same exact site that you American's reading this are used to, but it's better than nothing at all.

For those of you wondering, that's my son and me in my profile pic.

Also, I'm including a flag of the CPC here. Some people think that the hammer and sickle were only symbols of the Soviet Union, but I'm here to say that it's not true!

Can watch movies on NG, FINALLY!


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SpikeVallentineSpikeVallentine

2009-04-01 05:38:52

congratulations!


LareLare

2009-04-01 06:01:45

I like kittens.


MichaelJMichaelJ

2009-04-01 07:10:12

China Sukcz


HackthruHackthru

2009-04-01 07:10:13

I smell some AF spilt around here.

And its a bit unfortunate, but your son looks troubled and the way you put your hands on his shoulder....

Oh, congrats in any case.


killerjeffkillerjeff

2009-04-01 07:14:52

GET BACK TO WORK


DaveMan-CIDaveMan-CI

2009-04-01 07:40:22

Sexy time


paranawayparanaway

2009-04-01 07:52:47

How much did you buy that kid?


MurrayMurray

2009-04-01 08:40:23

HEY THERE!


MrQnixMrQnix

2009-04-01 08:51:49

Congratulations! More people rally to our cause! Long live Chairman Fulp!


RocketFetusRocketFetus

2009-04-01 10:20:11

Hooday!


TottTott

2009-04-01 11:15:46

Are you a bot?


thegreatmorphthegreatmorph

2009-04-01 11:20:06

CONGRATRURATIONS!


Tony-DarkGraveTony-DarkGrave

2009-04-01 11:36:34

get the fuck off newgrounds you censoring chinnese fucker!


RockhetnuRockhetnu

2009-04-01 11:58:31

Wow have fun i hope this china thing gets ovr whit soon


joabosjoabos

2009-04-01 11:58:57

Oh god what.


KleashKleash

2009-04-01 12:37:06

Hi, I'm a gay motherfucking piece of shit cunt who likes sucking cocks and fucking a slutty bitch. <--This better be censored


QuinnyQuinny

2009-04-01 13:00:02

FOR CHINA!


EyeLovePoozyEyeLovePoozy

2009-04-01 13:50:25

Go home you damn dirty chink motherfuckers. You're ruining everything!


NikenickNikenick

2009-04-01 13:58:11

I need rice.


henkkhenkk

2009-04-01 14:03:23

ah come one! i cant even freaking play my favorite games! XD

i wonder what day it is today......... hmmmm........... the 1e of april maby?


FluffingtonFluffington

2009-04-01 14:19:06

CHINESE LETTER ON NEWGR0UNDS BANNER DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING, WAKE UP PEOPLE! THERE IS EVEN JAPANESE LETTER IN IT, JAPANESE!

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE, AN INSULT TO CHINESE LANGUAGE THEREFORE AN INSULT TO CHINESE PEOPLE AND CHINESE GOVERNMENT!! I HOPE FOR THAT THIS SITE BURN FOR SUCH OUTRAGE!! SPREAD WORD!


HerrSowiesoHerrSowieso

2009-04-01 14:54:56

nobody wants you
we all want that you chinese go
nobody except you like komunism
democracy rulz
oh and you are all murders i just want to say Tian'anmen-Massakre or Falun-Gong
just google it and you´ll see


EvarkEvark

2009-04-01 15:26:12

I liberated your mother.


JebbalJebbal

2009-04-01 15:40:28

Oh!


EyeLovePoozyEyeLovePoozy

2009-04-01 15:45:07

I also liberated the fucking shit out of your mother.


groundpwndrgroundpwndr

2009-04-01 16:19:39

HoMeiKitty and I are ingaged to be married.
Just thought I would let you know about our shit.


VictoryVictory

2009-04-01 16:23:34

a the


MurrayMurray

2009-04-01 17:11:22

HEY THERE!


groundpwndrgroundpwndr

2009-04-01 17:13:53

Fuck Tibet


alternativesolutionalternativesolution

2009-04-01 17:17:04

Capitalist...pig.
....WEll, good for you.


TheMichiyoTheMichiyo

2009-04-01 17:37:06

Capitalist pig...? Oh, C-E-N-S-O-R-S, right.


Maki-kunMaki-kun

2009-04-01 17:51:20

Welcome to the site sir!


silentducklngsilentducklng

2009-04-01 18:17:35

t h i s i s w o r s e t h a n n o t h a v i n g a s i t e a t a l l


silentducklngsilentducklng

2009-04-01 18:18:14

read my next post backwards


silentducklngsilentducklng

2009-04-01 18:20:25

kcus uoy dna lla ta etis a gnivah ton naht esrow si siht


SatanHamSatanHam

2009-04-01 18:32:50

this is fucking stupid.


DudleySquattertonDudleySquatterton

2009-04-01 19:08:09

Thank Glorious Chairman Mao for unblock of Newgrounds in the Great Nation Of China.


nns357nns357

2009-04-01 19:27:11

You have a very nice website Mister Xi!


uglysluguglyslug

2009-04-01 19:54:05

games


uglysluguglyslug

2009-04-01 19:54:32

movies
animation
spam


uglysluguglyslug

2009-04-01 19:55:39

users


uglysluguglyslug

2009-04-01 19:55:55

ngers


uglysluguglyslug

2009-04-01 19:56:12

site
forum


uglysluguglyslug

2009-04-01 19:57:26

audio
fun
chat
newgrounds
profile


DanMasterFlashDanMasterFlash

2009-04-01 20:01:42

Haha, you work so we don't have to. Communist Tards.


danicosdanicos

2009-04-01 20:03:28

wat ever happened 2 "freed0m 0f sp33ch?! hm?!


hunte3rhunte3r

2009-04-01 20:27:48

...


ShakyjakeShakyjake

2009-04-01 20:49:04

Hey look, it's Jackie Chan


BBotDarknessBBotDarkness

2009-04-01 21:26:51

Nice kid And welcome. THE WAIT IS OVER


XxTh3xXxFr3nChFRYXxTh3xXxFr3nChFRY

2009-04-01 21:33:41

Congratulations, and welcome!