Entry #1

Can watch movies on NG, FINALLY!

2009-03-17 13:00:15 by Xi-Jinping

It's about goddamned time!

I'm sooooo glad the stupid authorities here lifted that dumb ban on Newgrounds in our country. I understand that it might not be the same exact site that you American's reading this are used to, but it's better than nothing at all.

For those of you wondering, that's my son and me in my profile pic.

Also, I'm including a flag of the CPC here. Some people think that the hammer and sickle were only symbols of the Soviet Union, but I'm here to say that it's not true!

Can watch movies on NG, FINALLY!


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skaraiskarai

2009-03-17 13:13:24

Congratulations man :D


LeafLockLeafLock

2009-03-17 14:15:29

seriously, congratz. how stoked are you on life right now? :)


bruceleebrucelee

2009-03-31 18:41:16

It is very great to experience!!


JadeTheAssassinJadeTheAssassin

2009-04-01 02:05:05

Welcome comrade to new of Newgrounds!


PodburrysPodburrys

2009-04-01 02:05:56

This is very pleasing Comrade, now Chinese have glorious site on which to conform to approved ideas and practices! It is a wonderous day indeed.


OneWhoListensOneWhoListens

2009-04-01 02:06:22

How great for our wonderful nation of NewChinaGrounds!


Steven-PolleySteven-Polley

2009-04-01 02:07:20

YOU ARE NOT REAL.

Xi-Jinping responds:

:( What do you mean by this?


Jon4lifeJon4life

2009-04-01 02:08:10

lets have sex!


SevasTraSevasTra

2009-04-01 02:08:53

I welcome you to our new and improved website!


Jon4lifeJon4life

2009-04-01 02:09:18

btw fuck you chinese piece of shit!


PhalanxPhalanx

2009-04-01 02:09:19

Ching Chong Ching Chong


Jon4lifeJon4life

2009-04-01 02:09:53

fuck me up my asshole!


Jon4lifeJon4life

2009-04-01 02:10:23

btw ur a fucker


Jon4lifeJon4life

2009-04-01 02:11:42

god damn you are a a mother fucker.


Jon4lifeJon4life

2009-04-01 02:12:00

btw I love you!


Jon4lifeJon4life

2009-04-01 02:12:23

jk jk jk, ur an ugly chinese piece of $hit!


Jon4lifeJon4life

2009-04-01 02:12:41

ur cool though.


Jon4lifeJon4life

2009-04-01 02:12:50

NOT, UR GAY!


Jon4lifeJon4life

2009-04-01 02:13:04

i mean homosexual.


flifli

2009-04-01 02:13:40

How did you post in NG with this April Fool's thing that doesn't let us post???


Steven-PolleySteven-Polley

2009-04-01 02:16:28

GAY HOMESEXUAL LOL CENSOSHIP


GorgorothxGorgorothx

2009-04-01 02:17:50

China poop


blackduckieblackduckie

2009-04-01 02:17:52

April Fools?


Jon4lifeJon4life

2009-04-01 02:19:56

Fuck you.


Jon4lifeJon4life

2009-04-01 02:20:06

Shit you,


Jon4lifeJon4life

2009-04-01 02:21:01

Look up "chinese penis" on google. It's teh hottest thing I have ever seen in my fucked up life.


homorhomor

2009-04-01 02:24:45

Pandas are very nice nice rice ball yes?


ripoffhitmanripoffhitman

2009-04-01 02:26:45

You should revolutionize yourselves before trying to revolutionize NG.


CyprusCyprus

2009-04-01 02:28:34

Join me in the old N-G chat guys!
http://web.archive.org/web/2005010601 4312/www.newgrounds.com/chat/


MexicanGunMexicanGun

2009-04-01 02:29:33

What a load of bullshit.


CyprusCyprus

2009-04-01 02:30:07

Join me in the old NEWWGROUNDS CHAT!!!!!

http://web.archive.org/web/2005010601 4312/www.newgrounds.com/chat/


reverendreverend

2009-04-01 02:31:31

The hammer and sickle are always related to the Communist party no matter where they are located.


MindaBlazeMindaBlaze

2009-04-01 02:33:08

WOOt Yay For you (^_^) NG Rocks out load

Woot Riot in the streets


GagsyGagsy

2009-04-01 02:43:14

YOU COME BACK MINE WE PLAY SEX GAME?


PoweragePowerage

2009-04-01 02:43:18

welcome comrade, enjoy your stay.


Jon4lifeJon4life

2009-04-01 02:45:55

fuck you butt, gay, pussy, shit


Jon4lifeJon4life

2009-04-01 02:46:20

sex


Jon4lifeJon4life

2009-04-01 02:46:47

china is gay, u guyz suck assholes!


HalberdHalberd

2009-04-01 02:53:32

GIVE ME BACK MY NEWGROUNDS DAMN CHINESE!


VanMavusVanMavus

2009-04-01 02:54:58

Awesome! Love the Hammer and Sickle. For Communism! For Chairman Mao! :D


Kenneth-Knows-AllKenneth-Knows-All

2009-04-01 02:55:00

I must admit a lot of effort was put into this... but I still want access to my forums.


gregaaron89gregaaron89

2009-04-01 02:59:03

herro!


aldlvaldlv

2009-04-01 03:19:27

AAAHHHHHH!!!!!


PhyrnnaPhyrnna

2009-04-01 03:33:36

Hahaha.


ciaran54ciaran54

2009-04-01 03:55:23

Apr. 1, 2009 | 2:05 AM
Apr. 1, 2009 | 2:05 AM
Apr. 1, 2009 | 2:05 AM
Apr. 1, 2009 | 2:06 AM
Apr. 1, 2009 | 2:19 AM

notice a pattern?


PhyrnnaPhyrnna

2009-04-01 04:18:52

Welcome to Site.
You come right time.
Me make noodle for you.
Fortune cookie give you good luck!


ShouYunShouYun

2009-04-01 04:47:05

CURSE YOU CHINA!!! CURSE YOU!!! Wait... CURSE YOU RUSSIA FOR STARTING COMMUNISM!!!!


JianTanJianTan

2009-04-01 04:47:38

won ot siht esu ot taerg si ti


JianTanJianTan

2009-04-01 04:47:58

i dont understand why this so hard for most


HaXoR1500HaXoR1500

2009-04-01 05:33:44

YOU ARE NOT REAL.