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Can watch movies on NG, FINALLY!

3/17/09 by Xi-Jinping

It's about goddamned time!

I'm sooooo glad the stupid authorities here lifted that dumb ban on Newgrounds in our country. I understand that it might not be the same exact site that you American's reading this are used to, but it's better than nothing at all.

For those of you wondering, that's my son and me in my profile pic.

Also, I'm including a flag of the CPC here. Some people think that the hammer and sickle were only symbols of the Soviet Union, but I'm here to say that it's not true!

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los18los18

1/17/10

you know if the authorities were banning newgrounds in china you should have moved somewhere else like meeee!!!


BossBoss

10/13/09

Hey Bob 'sup

Or are you not bob? I will never know...


It really isn't that much different. I've only noticed a few slight changes.


this character was played by poozy in yesterdays joke.

4/7/09 Xi-Jinping responds:

WRONG.


Fuck Commies


wait does this mean no more mature games and meet N' fuck!?!


arent the hammer and sickle like signs for somthin? like hammer=industry or somthin like that and sickel=the people/harverst and whatnot. well N E way welcome to NG


I am quite enjoying reading the ridiculous comments that some of these people are leaving right now XD
Enjoy being a part of Newgrounds. China's a great country of wonderful people and all of these morons need to get out into the world rather than hiding behind their computers acting like two year old who just learned curse words :P


ME SO HORNY FOR FORTUNE COOKIE YA


your just an illusion stay away ahhh


glory to china, kill the americans!


Aha. 4pri1 F0015 turns into China Rules. I get it


I'm so glad this is an April Fool's joke.


AL3KAL3K

4/1/09

Welcome to newgrounds! :D


Congratulations, and welcome!


Nice kid And welcome. THE WAIT IS OVER


Hey look, it's Jackie Chan


hunte3rhunte3r

4/1/09

...


danicosdanicos

4/1/09

wat ever happened 2 "freed0m 0f sp33ch?! hm?!


Haha, you work so we don't have to. Communist Tards.


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nns357nns357

4/1/09

You have a very nice website Mister Xi!


Thank Glorious Chairman Mao for unblock of Newgrounds in the Great Nation Of China.


SatanHamSatanHam

4/1/09

this is fucking stupid.


kcus uoy dna lla ta etis a gnivah ton naht esrow si siht


read my next post backwards


t h i s i s w o r s e t h a n n o t h a v i n g a s i t e a t a l l


Maki-kunMaki-kun

4/1/09

Welcome to the site sir!


Capitalist pig...? Oh, C-E-N-S-O-R-S, right.


Capitalist...pig.
....WEll, good for you.


Fuck Tibet


HEY THERE!


VictoryVictory

4/1/09

a the


HoMeiKitty and I are ingaged to be married.
Just thought I would let you know about our shit.


I also liberated the fucking shit out of your mother.


JebbalJebbal

4/1/09

Oh!


EvarkEvark

4/1/09

I liberated your mother.


nobody wants you
we all want that you chinese go
nobody except you like komunism
democracy rulz
oh and you are all murders i just want to say Tian'anmen-Massakre or Falun-Gong
just google it and you´ll see


CHINESE LETTER ON NEWGR0UNDS BANNER DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING, WAKE UP PEOPLE! THERE IS EVEN JAPANESE LETTER IN IT, JAPANESE!

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE, AN INSULT TO CHINESE LANGUAGE THEREFORE AN INSULT TO CHINESE PEOPLE AND CHINESE GOVERNMENT!! I HOPE FOR THAT THIS SITE BURN FOR SUCH OUTRAGE!! SPREAD WORD!


henkkhenkk

4/1/09

ah come one! i cant even freaking play my favorite games! XD

i wonder what day it is today......... hmmmm........... the 1e of april maby?


NikenickNikenick

4/1/09

I need rice.


Go home you damn dirty chink motherfuckers. You're ruining everything!


QuinnyQuinny

4/1/09

FOR CHINA!


KleashKleash

4/1/09

Hi, I'm a gay motherfucking piece of shit cunt who likes sucking cocks and fucking a slutty bitch. <--This better be censored


joabosjoabos

4/1/09

Oh god what.